Hot Pictures of Britney’s Beaver, Plus Club Penguin Secrets and Winning 10G Free WordPress Space

NEW UPDATE: OVER 2,600 VISITORS TO THIS PAGE!!! OH, THE DEPRAVITY OF IT ALL….
UPDATE: NEARLY 1,000 VISITORS HAVE COME TO VISIT THESE HOT PICS OF BRITNEY’S BEAVER, PLUS THE CLUB PENGUIN SECRETS AND WINNING WORDPRESS FREE 10G SPACE!!!
INVENTIVELY CREATIVE POST-MODERN DECONSTRUCTION, AN ANALOGY REGARDING THE MATTER OF HOW WE THINK: BRITNEY SPEARS’ CROTCH, BRITNEY’S CROTCH, CROCH, CROCHET, CROQUET, FLAMBER (Flambé), FLAMEFISH, CODPIECE, FOOD, COD, MACKERAL, FISH, FISH IN TROUBLED WATERS, SMELLS FISHY, CROCH, BACK TO THE CROTCH, BRITNEY SPEARS’ CROTCH, BRITNEY’S CROTCH, SHALL I ADD BRITNEY’S CROTCH MANIA, CROTCH MANIA IN GENERAL AND ET CETERA.

10 GIGS OF FREE HOT AIR SPACE!

CLUB PENGUIN SECRET: LOGO OF THE SECRET PENGUIN WINTER TRIATHALON CLUB

BRITNEY’S CURRENT PET BEAVER

BRITNEY’S OTHER NEW PET BEAVER: JUSTIN BEAVER (TOO EMBARRASSED TO SHOW HIS LITTLE CROTCH)

BRITNEY’S OLD PET BEAVER: KEVIN BEAVER PERFORMING HIS SPECIAL XXX-RATED PRIVATE ARMPIT SHOW

(ON HIS PAY-PER-VIEW SITE…NOT A VERY PRETTY SIGHT!)

A BIT OF DARK HUMOR

Okay, so this posting is a joke, to an extent. Well, let’s just say that it’s partly truth and partly fiction. I made up this post for the sake of an argument, i. e. in order to point out the utter banality of some of the posts that have consistently been listed by WordPress as within the “Top-10 Posts” written, as compared to all of the postings published each day on the 500,000+ WordPress blogs. So my own title here included the titles of those “so-called Top-10 Posts.” Accordingly, in just one little title, I’ve served up: WordPress, WordPress Free Space, WordPress 10G Free Space, Club Penguin Secrets and Britney’s Beaver Pics (I just couldn’t lower myself to use the uber-popular “Britney’s Crotch Pictures” title, or the even more ludicrous “Britney Spears Crotch Mania”). Too late, I realized that I had overlooked another perennial “Top-10 Post”: Mary Kay (as in cosmentics). So instead of just a winning Trifecta, I actually could have had an absolutely astonishing Quadruple Winner. Here’s what my overlooked Quadruplar Winning Title could have been: How Mary Kay Won The WordPress 10G Free Space: With Club Penguin Secrets and Britney’s Crotch Pictures!

Who could resist clicking on that one? Certainly not me…. Why don’t all of you click, click, click, click…this post all the way up to THE VERY TOP of that fabulous WordPress List, just to substantiate or produce proof of, well, whatever or anything you want! Your very own anonymous sign of protest about something or anything in the world that you’re opposing right now!!

My own protest here has to do with the matter of how we think. Or don’t.

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12 Responses to “Hot Pictures of Britney’s Beaver, Plus Club Penguin Secrets and Winning 10G Free WordPress Space”

  1. Dr X Says:

    Oh what surprises we find when we look:

    http://tinyurl.com/yk6tby

  2. Dr X Says:

    I believe the searcher was using google finland

    http://tinyurl.com/yk6tby

  3. disembedded Says:

    Hi Dr X,

    Oh–that is a surprise! Guess the searcher was just a tad disappointed–as were the now two thousand lusting searchers who came to visit this posting!

    Best wishes to you!

  4. Sass Says:

    I have to tell you….I was looking for a picture as a joke…Found IT! thank you!

  5. disembedded Says:

    Hi Sass,

    You’re very welcome!!

  6. Pet Lover Says:

    Hey there was surfing through the internet and found your page on google . Enjoyed the good read wanted to say Happy New Year and keep up the good work.

  7. disembedded Says:

    And a Happy New Year to you…and thanks for your comment!

  8. Lucy Pinder Says:

    Haha,

    was expecting britney’s beaver but justins beaver is good enough.

  9. disembedded Says:

    Nobody’s complained yet!

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  11. donuts11 Says:

    um hi. cool site keep up the good work. If your reading this can you plz come to my site and comment on it, ok?


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