Script Cops: The Naked Taser Lightning Rod Weener Strike

Script Cops: The Naked Taser Lightning Rod Weener Strike

Script Cops: Naked Taser Strike is a perversely funny one-minute short film produced and directed by Scott Rice as part of the web series Script Cops made for Sony Pictures.  Script Cops takes place in a goofy alternate universe where bad script-writing has become a criminal offense; for example, a young filmmaker could be rounded up by the bad script patrol and charged with committing a cliché misdemeanor.  It’s a spot-on parody of COPS, where offensive screenwriter hacks are the bad boys, replacing the daffy drunks on COPS who were busy committing loony villainies.

In Naked Taser Strike, the offender is a dull, unoriginal writer who appears on the scene naked, waving a gun around.  He’s desperately trying to peddle his latest dismal screenplay, which he’s pitching as “a stalking sex comedy, starring Paris Hilton.”  The writer demands to be provided with a top literary agent, specifically Shane Black’s agent, or else he’s going to start shooting things up.  Needless to say, the frantic writer doesn’t get what he wants, but he does get something that he very much didn’t want!

Script Cops: The Naked Taser Lightning Rod Weener Strike

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Paris Rips McCain for His Obama Attack Ad

So now, Paris Hilton’s ripping on John McCain for having the nerve to put her in his Obama attack ad. Late last Sunday Paris’s mother Kathy slammed McCain for the waste of money, time and attention given to the ad in a blog for The Huffington Post. But Paris has made a big step further, taking her response to McCain and his ad to the camera in a scripted piece, saying “I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!!” Oh, and by the way, Paris wants to know if it will be alright to paint the White House pink.

Paris Hilton Slams John McCain

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