Paris Hilton’s Immaculate Conception: “I’m Learning and Growing from This”

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Paris Hilton’s Immaculate Conception

Paris Hilton said Saturday she was “learning and growing” from her time behind bars and will not appeal her 45-day jail sentence for a probation violation in a reckless driving case. The hotel heiress was at a maximum-security detention center, where she was believed to have undergone medical and psychiatric evaluations to determine the best jail to keep her in.

Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done,” Hilton said in a statement released by her lawyer, Richard A. Hutton. “During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience.”

Today’s edition of the The Washington Post has a much more extensive report of Paris Hilton’s Immaculate Conception, which you can read Here.

Deja Vu:

Edie Sedgwick and Andy Warhol

Nobody has to guess
That Baby can’t be blessed
Till she sees finally that she’s like all the rest
With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls.

She takes just like a woman, yes, she does
She makes love just like a woman, yes, she does
And she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl.

“Just Like A Woman,” by Bob Dylan, c. 1966
Album: Blonde on Blonde

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2 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s Immaculate Conception: “I’m Learning and Growing from This””

  1. Dr. X. Says:

    Heh heh heh… Edie Sedgwick… what a character. I’ve got some pictures of her stashed somewhere on my hard drive. I’ll have to locate them now.

  2. Palm Springs Savant Says:

    For a bit of Paris humor, I wrote a fun post on my blog about Paris Hilton…stop by and check it out:

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