At first we thought that it would be a cute idea, but this Halloween costume has ended up causing our family all sorts of confusion. We dressed up our 9 year-old son in this pimp suit and took him trick-or-treating downtown. It was pretty crowded on the streets and as a result we lost him for a bit. When we finally found him and got him back home, he took off the costume and he had turned into a 40 year-old Black dude with a strut and a disturbing tendency to want to slap around my wife and teenage daughter. I guess it’s nice that he doesn’t wet the bed anymore, and he says he can find some good work for our daughter, which is something he has never shown an interest in before. But we just don’t understand why he keeps wanting to call her “Suga Smoov.” Was there some sort of chemical in the fabric that we were supposed to wash out? We keep thinking that perhaps we should have washed the costume before we put it on little Stevie (who now insists that we refer to him as “The Hand”).
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