Nothing Personal: I’d Just Rather Be a Sexy Picture

Nothing Personal: I’d Just Rather Be a Sexy Picture

Nothing Personal is a six-minute short art film directed by the acclaimed photographer Matt Black for Black Palm Films, featuring Paz de la Huerta with original music by unkle. We’ve been seeing a goodly generous amount of Paz de la Huerta’s sexy body and bountiful boobs these past few months on Boardwalk Empire, not to mention her awkward wardrobe malfunction outside the LA’s Chateau Marmont. Now, exceeding both of those, Paz de la Huerta is seen inside the Chateau Marmont getting it on with some lucky actor in this steamy cinematic adventure. The first three minutes is all about Paz grinding it up, then the next basically explain the point of the film.

And just what is the point you may ask? The difference between making love and sex, that love provides a personal fulfillment that sex can’t accomplish. Sex is a very superficial way of appreciating people. And maybe even more to the point, narcissism is a very harsh friend.

Nothing Personal: I’d Just Rather Be a Sexy Picture

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The Sultry Chick: A Hot and Steamy Night of Torrid Sex

The Sultry Chick: A Hot and Steamy Night of Torrid Sex

Chick is an award-winning, wickedly funny five-minute animated short film by the Polish graphic and animation artist Michal Socha. It’s the naughty tale of a raucous evening of intensely hot and heavy sex, a design tour de force that casts a jaundiced eye upon a couple’s steamy night of wild lust. Their evening date quickly devolves into a darkly torrid roll-in-the hay, a boffo one-night-stand that ultimately leads to an unexpectedly shocking eye-for-an-eye climax. Next!

The Sultry Chick: A Hot and Steamy Night of Torrid Sex

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Classic Bump n’ Grind: The Old Time Burlesque

Classic Bump n’ Grind: The Old Time Burlesque

Long before strippers started twirling on shiny brass poles in G-strings, men would get goofy watching women twirl their pasties at the old-timey burlesque shows.  America’s big cities often had dozens of burlesque theaters that featured bodacious babes in barely-there costumes, at least until prudish city officials started banning the shows.  But with the neo-burlesque movement coming back into vogue, and with Christina Aguilera and Cher co-starring in the new movie, Burlesque, here’s a fond look back at the heyday of burlesque.

Old Time Burlesque: Put Your Hands Up For Detroit

Variety Girls: The Old Time Burlesque Dancers

Slide Show: Classic Bump n’ Grind/The Old Time Burlesque

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A Gentleman’s Duel: Crazed Noblemen, Gigantic Robots and Voluptuous Huge Boobs

A Gentleman’s Duel: Crazed Noblemen, Gigantic Robots and Voluptuous Huge Boobs

A Gentleman’s Duel is a hilarious, maniacal CGI short film created by Francisco Valasco and Sean McNally from the California visual effects studio Blur.  At a wealthy Lady’s grand Manor, the elegantly dressed woman with bounteous décolletage is zealously courted by two crazed gentlemen.  A genteel afternoon tea party at the Lady’s Manor quickly degenerates into a full-fledged duel between the two competing aristocrats, both of whom are outfitted with steam-driven gargantuan-sized, fully loaded armored mecha-suits.  Destruction reigns supreme throughout the Manor and its gardens, as the two horny psycho-noblemen tear up the Lady’s property in their efforts to win her “boobies.”  A gentleman’s lust for life is never to be questioned unless, of course, it involves fierce dueling in Goliath-sized mechanical jumpsuits in a bloodthirsty quest to win the Lady’s voluptuous boobies.  Will there be a last man standing?  And what about the poor damsel?

A Gentleman’s Duel: Crazed Noblemen, Gigantic Robots and Voluptuous Huge Boobs

Slide Show: A Gentleman’s Duel/Crazed Noblemen, Gigantic Robots and Voluptuous Boobs

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Photo of the Day: The RedHot Little Brooklyn!

Photo of the Day: The RedHot Little Brooklyn!

Photography by:  Joseph O. Holmes, NYC

Meet Little Brooklyn, Infamous NYC Burlesque Performer

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Elevator to Hades: Torments of the Underworld

Elevator to Hades: Torments of the Underworld

I stand accused, just like you,
of being born without a silver spoon….

Elevator is a wickedly twisted one-minute animated short film by Yoriko Murakami. Trying to escape worldly troubles by taking this elevator sends one poor fellow through the wretchedly sexy torments of hell!

Elevator to Hades: Torments of the Underworld

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Beware the Runaway Killer Boob: Will Poke Your Eyes Right Out!

Beware the Runaway Killer Boob: Will Poke Your Eyes Right Out!

Boob is an acclaimed 2-minute short horror film directed by Jon Milott and Cary Murnion, which has appeared at numerous film festivals.  Boob won the Prix D’or at the Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival; it was an Official Selection and smash hit at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival.

In the film, a doctor performs an experimental procedure designed to remotely enhance a woman’s breast size, but a very unfortunate surge of electricity brings her big boob to life!  Now you always might have thought about big boobs/jugs/bazzongas as the most deliciously tasty, warm and supple, soft and alluring toys ever created for man or child to play with.  But don’t ever, ever make those big boobies angry, because terrible things happen when you make them mad.  Bad, violent, bloody things!

Beware the Runaway Killer Boob: Will Poke Your Eyes Right Out!

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