Snake Charmer: Britney Spears’ Money Shot


Snake Charmer: A Painting by Jamie Boling

When Barack Obama arrived for his campaign fundraiser at a Virginia art gallery earlier this week, one large painting had been concealed rather quickly behind a curtain. There had been concerns that the painting by 33 year-old artist Jamie Boling might embarrass Senator Obama, who spoke to a gathering of about 500 supporters on Tuesday night at Richmond’s Plant Zero art gallery. The painting, which is shown above, is a 6′ x 10′ work entitled Snake Charmer that is based upon the now infamous paparazzi photo of Britney Spears, sans underwear, stepping out of a car that was being driven by Paris Hilton. Strictly for purposes of fine arts education, that photograph is presented below:

Snake Charmer: Britney Spears’ Money Shot

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How I Won The WordPress 10G Free Space: Club Penguin Secrets and Britney’s Beaver Pics!!

INVENTIVELY CREATIVE POST-MODERN DECONSTRUCTION, AN ANALOGY REGARDING THE MATTER OF HOW WE THINK: BRITNEY SPEARS’ CROTCH, BRITNEY’S CROTCH, CROCH, CROCHET, CROQUET, FLAMBER (Flambé), FLAMEFISH, CODPIECE, FOOD, COD, MACKERAL, FISH, FISH IN TROUBLED WATERS, SMELLS FISHY, CROCH, BACK TO THE CROTCH, BRITNEY SPEARS’ CROTCH, BRITNEY’S CROTCH, SHALL I ADD BRITNEY’S CROTCH MANIA, CROTCH MANIA IN GENERAL AND ET CETERA.

10 GIGS OF FREE HOT AIR SPACE!

CLUB PENGUIN SECRET: LOGO OF THE SECRET PENGUIN WINTER TRIATHALON CLUB

BRITNEY’S CURRENT PET BEAVER

BRITNEY’S OTHER NEW BEAVER: JUSTIN BEAVER

(EMBARRASSED TO SHOW HIS TINY CROTCH)

BRITNEY’S OLD PET BEAVER: KEVIN BEAVER PERFORMING HIS SPECIAL XXX-RATED PRIVATE ARMPIT SHOW

(ON HIS PAY-PER-VIEW SITE…NOT A VERY PRETTY SIGHT!)

A BIT OF DARK HUMOR

Okay, so this posting is a joke, to an extent. Well, let’s just say that it’s partly truth and partly fiction. I made up this post for the sake of an argument, i. e. in order to point out the utter banality of some of the posts that have consistently been listed by WordPress as within the “Top-10 Posts” written, as compared to all of the postings published each day on the 500,000+ WordPress blogs. So my own title here included the titles of those “so-called Top-10 Posts.” Accordingly, in just one little title, I’ve served up: WordPress, WordPress Free Space, WordPress 10G Free Space, Club Penguin Secrets and Britney’s Beaver Pics (I just couldn’t lower myself to use the uber-popular “Britney’s Crotch Pictures” title, or the even more ludicrous “Britney Spears Crotch Mania”). Too late, I realized that I had overlooked another perennial “Top-10 Post”: Mary Kay (as in cosmentics). So instead of just a winning Trifecta, I actually could have had an absolutely astonishing Quadruple Winner. Here’s what my overlooked Quadruplar Winning Title could have been: How Mary Kay Won The WordPress 10G Free Space: With Club Penguin Secrets and Britney’s Crotch Pictures!

Who could resist clicking on that one? Certainly not me…. Why don’t all of you click, click, click, click…this post all the way up to THE VERY TOP of that fabulous WordPress List, just to substantiate or produce proof of, well, whatever or anything you want! Your very own anonymous sign of protest about something or anything in the world that you’re opposing right now!!

My own protest here has to do with the matter of how we think. Or don’t.

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