About “That Woman” Whose Name Shall Not Pass My Lips

Well, okay…It’s something like “Auntie Coldsore.”

Here’s a visual equation compliments of illustrator Ingo Fast, from a New York Times article by David Carr. It illustrates Ms. Coldsore’s calculating success. Fast gets her formula almost without flaw. However, the Church needs to be added to the left part of the equation, and $$$$$$ should be part of the sum on the right

Or maybe, it could look like this (with the Church thrown in for good measure):