Why Women Can’t Sleep
Have you ever wondered how a woman’s brain works? Well, now it’s finally been explained. You see, when a decision has to be made, or a problem has to be solved, a man only has two balls, and those two little balls take up all of his thoughts. Entirely, all of the time. But women have lots and lots of balls. And every one of those balls is bouncing around thinking about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. Yep. This is exactly why women can’t sleep. Up all nights, over and over.
Don’t get it? Well here, this should explain it all for you in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
Why Women Can’t Sleep: They Have Too Many Balls!
(Please Click on Image to View Explanatory Illustration in Motion)
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December 20, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Well, I’ve certainly been told that a time or two!
December 20, 2008 at 4:32 pm
It was an absolute delight to find your blog! Not only that…but this post is great. While I was in graduate school, I had the nickname “The General”. The person that started this…I asked him “Why did you begin calling me that?” He let me know I had “balls of brass”. It took me years to figure out he meant it as a compliment.
I found out while living overseas (30 years) had I not had those “balls of brass”…I’d have never survived.
Thanks for a wonderful post and I’ll be eager to visit again soon.
Kindest Regards,
Michelle
December 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Hi Michelle2005
Thanks much for your comments. So true!!
Best wishes to you!
December 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm
That was pretty funny. Where’d you even get that diagram?
February 24, 2009 at 3:30 am
This why we can’t sleep!lol
April 27, 2009 at 9:18 am
Hahaha, great picture.